Chances are, I'm inevitably better than you (whoever you are) in each and every way. If you've got free booze, drop an invite in my ask - and if you're either overweight or ginger, do us all a favor and seriously consider dropping down your toilet drains into the fiery pits of Hell. If you're lucky, Satan might accept your heinous abnormalities.
Hungover, hungover, hungerover as fuck.
If anyone cares about me - anyone at all, come make me soup and love me ‘till I get bored with your presence.
Damn…
How about some solid proof then? Uh, you and Kurt had that talk. Just with each other in The Lima Bean, back before Sectionals. You know, the whole “Blaine’s too good for you” and “you smell like Craig’s list” talk. Blaine left when you two had that talk, how would I know any of that?
Kurt… told you? Blaine, babe, you’re insulting my intelligence.
So you can do what, jack off to them? No thanks.
…Ew. God no, I’ve got people for that. Drugs make you horribly tactless, you know.
Damn…
I can’t believe you seriously think I’m high right now.
I’m vaguely concerned for your sanity otherwise, so feel free to pick your poison.
And it only took me a half naked picture of myself on the internet to get that point across.
And for a moment I believed it. Congrats, honey. Keep the pictures coming and you might actually make some progress here.
Damn…
No way. No freakin way. There’s not a single video on there? If anything, A Very Potter Musical should totally be on there. Search for that. That definitely has the ‘fro and Harry Potter in all their glory.
Blaine, I’ve got no idea what the hell you’re going on about. But honestly, as nothing more than a concerned friend, whatever you took earlier… don’t take it again. Please. Last thing I want is for you and LadyFace to end up in some ditch on the side of the road, covered in crystal and each other’s vomit.
ooc: Your Sebastian is amazing iyufhdu.
ooc: I’mhorriblyattakingcompliments.
thatlookslikeattacking
butthankyou,that’sveryniceofyoutosay <3
Damn…
Try Darren Criss.
…Jack nuthin’. Cool name, though. It’s got a nice ring to it.
Damn…
Of course. Who knows, they could all be cannibals and now that we know they’re not who they say they are they could be planning even more painful ways to kill and eat us. I’m just trying to protect myself.
…A psychiatric ward might be a good place for you to spend some time as well, St. James. Something seems a little loose.
Damn…
That’s hilarious, because if you think Blaine’s easier to embarrass than I am, you should really look me up on Youtube.
Blaine Anderson? Just a video of you blubbering along with New Directions at Regionals; a subject I’d rather not touch on. And as far as Blaine Anderson cocaine - which happens to be my leading theory at the moment - the only result is an 8 minute video of some middle aged guy with a wretched beer belly, running around 7-eleven with a chicken tied to his ankle. Not impressed.
